Kitty thoughts...

"I'm bored.  I think I might go and instigate an altercation."


"Having nine lives can sometimes be quite tiring.  I think I'll take a nap."

"I'm not lazy: I'm a cat."  


"We can move our ears independently of one and other.  Can you?  No, you can't.  Respect."

  "I've been so busy doing nothing recently that I think I'm going to lie down and rest."